Time for a new Fight

Bean

The Awesome One
Jan 1, 1970
5,243
3
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Canada eh!
cheese.com
#41
*Bean, rather puzzled at being slung over Daxie's huge lesbian shoulder, grabs an open bottle of Patron as they pass a table, and takes a huge swig off it before smashing Daxie over the head with the quarter inch thick glass bottle.*
 

Daxie

Patrons
Jan 1, 1970
1,010
0
0
Columbus, Ohio
#42
*Bean, rather puzzled at being slung over Daxie's huge lesbian shoulder, grabs an open bottle of Patron as they pass a table, and takes a huge swig off it before smashing Daxie over the head with the quarter inch thick glass bottle.*
*Drops Bean on his head*

OW! FUCKER! Dude, you wanna stay here and get shot at... whatever.... me? I'm goning outsite and roll a fat ass joint

*Comes back in 20 minutes later blazed up, drops some change in the jukebox and selects Ballroom Blitz. Grabs a "decrotive" cannoe orr from wall and gut shots Cymro with it*
 

Sirgets

AKA SIRGETS
Jan 1, 1970
1,121
1
0
38
CANADA EH!
#43
* Sirgets Returns from home armed with a diaper genie full off dirty diapers*

who wants some!!!

*Sirgets jumps behind the bar with a his arsanal of shitty diapers*

*All of a sudden a diaper comes flying over the bar and hits the ceiling fan, scattering the patrons of the bar with shit*

thats a gift from my kids!!
 
Jan 1, 1970
1,010
0
0
Columbus, Ohio
#45
* Sirgets Returns from home armed with a diaper genie full off dirty diapers*

who wants some!!!

*Sirgets jumps behind the bar with a his arsanal of shitty diapers*

*All of a sudden a diaper comes flying over the bar and hits the ceiling fan, scattering the patrons of the bar with shit*

thats a gift from my kids!!
*gagging out from being splattered with baby shit, grabs the closest thing not bolted down and hurls it at Sirgets, missing him and shattering the mirror behind the bar*
 

Tupperfan

Forgot to bring booze...
Sep 16, 2009
241
1
0
The bush, Canada
#49
I thrive in shit-filled firestorms...hence why I keep spending my summers doing the worst job ever*

*Tup sits on a chair bolted to the floor, gets a pitcher of Leffe Brune and enjoys the scene. Also takes a few drags from Daxie if she still have some weed...*
 
Jan 1, 1970
1,010
0
0
Columbus, Ohio
#51
I thrive in shit-filled firestorms...hence why I keep spending my summers doing the worst job ever*

*Tup sits on a chair bolted to the floor, gets a pitcher of Leffe Brune and enjoys the scene. Also takes a few drags from Daxie if she still have some weed...*
*Grabs a bottle of tequila, sits next to Tup, and rolls another joint.*

Cheers