Time for a new Fight

[Bean]

*Bean, rather puzzled at being slung over Daxie's huge lesbian shoulder, grabs an open bottle of Patron as they pass a table, and takes a huge swig off it before smashing Daxie over the head with the quarter inch thick glass bottle.*

 

[Daxie]

*Bean, rather puzzled at being slung over Daxie's huge lesbian shoulder, grabs an open bottle of Patron as they pass a table, and takes a huge swig off it before smashing Daxie over the head with the quarter inch thick glass bottle.*

*Drops Bean on his head*

OW! FUCKER! Dude, you wanna stay here and get shot at... whatever.... me? I'm goning outsite and roll a fat ass joint

*Comes back in 20 minutes later blazed up, drops some change in the jukebox and selects Ballroom Blitz. Grabs a "decrotive" cannoe orr from wall and gut shots Cymro with it*

 

[Sirgets]

* Sirgets Returns from home armed with a diaper genie full off dirty diapers*

who wants some!!!

*Sirgets jumps behind the bar with a his arsanal of shitty diapers*

*All of a sudden a diaper comes flying over the bar and hits the ceiling fan, scattering the patrons of the bar with shit*

thats a gift from my kids!!

 

[Bean]

*Sirgets jumps behind the bar with a his arsanal of shitty diapers*

Does anyone else find it ironic that someone who works as a technician in the armed forces can't spell "arsenal" properly?

 

[Daxie]

* Sirgets Returns from home armed with a diaper genie full off dirty diapers*

who wants some!!!

*Sirgets jumps behind the bar with a his arsanal of shitty diapers*

*All of a sudden a diaper comes flying over the bar and hits the ceiling fan, scattering the patrons of the bar with shit*

thats a gift from my kids!!

*gagging out from being splattered with baby shit, grabs the closest thing not bolted down and hurls it at Sirgets, missing him and shattering the mirror behind the bar*

 

[Sam Cogley]

*grabs several bottles of cheap vodka and pours them all over himself in an attempt at cleansing*

 

[Brikar]

*grabs several bottles of cheap vodka and pours them all over himself in an attempt at cleansing*

*Flicks his lighter*

Arnold voice: "Big mistake." /Arnold voice.

:ready:

 

[Sam Cogley]

*Runs around, jumping on everyone to spread the fire*

 

[Tupperfan]

I thrive in shit-filled firestorms...hence why I keep spending my summers doing the worst job ever*

*Tup sits on a chair bolted to the floor, gets a pitcher of Leffe Brune and enjoys the scene. Also takes a few drags from Daxie if she still have some weed...*

 

[Sam Cogley]

*Runs by Tup so he can use the flames as a lighter*

 

[Daxie]

I thrive in shit-filled firestorms...hence why I keep spending my summers doing the worst job ever*

*Tup sits on a chair bolted to the floor, gets a pitcher of Leffe Brune and enjoys the scene. Also takes a few drags from Daxie if she still have some weed...*

*Grabs a bottle of tequila, sits next to Tup, and rolls another joint.*

Cheers

 

[Sam Cogley]

*runs back by so Tup can use Daxie as a lighter* Whoosh!

 

[Tupperfan]

*Tup yells*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!