Time for a new Fight

Sirgets

AKA SIRGETS
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In honour of a new patron who actually posts....sorry if others have joined and started posting and i didnt notice and since tup is a fellow beaver loving Canuck. * Sirgets hands Tup a Molson Canadian* Cheers buddy * Sirgets chugs his beer* Now lets rumble * Sirgets then smashs the bottle over tups head*


* Sirgets then looks around the room with a sly look on his face*

where the fuck is that hairy rodent. Oh he is most likely in the storeroom fucking Bean in the ass

*Sirgets runs off to find the beaver*
 

Bean

The Awesome One
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* Sirgets then looks around the room with a sly look on his face*
That's the same look he gets when he shits himself at the bar.

*Sirgets runs off to find the beaver*
*Seeing Sirgets run into the back room looking for the beaver, Bean locks the door behind him and goes back to his booth in the corner and lays down.*

I'm too hungover for this shit.
 

Closet Racist

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(***Doors on wall open to reveal CR, "Laugh-In" style***) 'Um...I suppose this would be a bad time to tell you that the keg has floated?"

(***Dodges incoming glassware***)

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Tupperfan

Forgot to bring booze...
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*Runs to the tap and dodge shit while drinking as much as possible before getting knocked up, by either alcohol, a random object or a girl getting pregnant...*

*Then tries to trow shit at the Closet Racist while running for Daxie, stopping on the way to put some Distillers on the juke box*
 

Sirgets

AKA SIRGETS
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* Sirgets walks back into the main bar*

So fuckers who's ready to rumble??

* Sirgets spots Cymro sitting in the corner by the jukebox*

*Sirgets grabs a cue ball from the pool table and chucks it at cymro catching him right in the nose*

You looked bored !!
 

Sirgets

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*Sirgets pulls himself up off the floor and tastes the rum that is running down his face*

How dare you abuse the Captain fucker!!!!

*Sirgets grabs a nearby chair and smashs it over bean back*
 

Tupperfan

Forgot to bring booze...
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*Tup snorts some salt, gets a shot of tequila, and squirt some lemon in his eyes, effectively taking himself out for a few seconds with a classic stuntman tequila.

The throws shot glass at closest foe.*
 
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*Tup snorts some salt, gets a shot of tequila, and squirt some lemon in his eyes, effectively taking himself out for a few seconds with a classic stuntman tequila.

The throws shot glass at closest foe.*
Dude...that wasn't salt. I thought you knew Bean was hiding the coke in there...
 
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The guy who spikes the tequila apparently.

*Smashes a bottle of Rum over Sirgets head*
Nah, I just fight dirty. Figured it was the easiest way to take her out. :zap:

Speaking of which...*rips cord out of lamp and hooks it to the chipmunk's chair*