Round ???? Who gives a fuck

Sirgets

AKA SIRGETS
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#1
*Sirgets grabs a bar stool and breaks it over beans head*

Fuck yeah that feels better!!!

*Sirgets grabs a pool cue and breaks it over spens ass*

Whooo hooo


I WANNA ROCK!!!!

Where is that fucking beaver

*Sirgets takes off into the kithen looking for the buck toothed ass clown*
 

Stag

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#2
Stag opens Sam Cogley's lawyerly brief case, pulls out a rather hefty and thick dildo and chases Sirgets into the kitchen where he uses the scrotum end of the dildo to hook Sirget's ankle, tripping him and forcing his face into the deep fryer.

"TAKE THAT BREEDER!!"

**Stag throws the dildo int he bin and runs back to his tequila**
 

Sirgets

AKA SIRGETS
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#3
*Sirgets emerge's from the kitchen covered in deep fryer grease*

Good thing we dont cook her often fuckstick ...it was cold.

* Sirgets takes the discarded dildo and chases stag outside*

*Just as sirgets gets to the door he sees a flash of fur out of the corner of his eye*

Ah ha the woodchuck on steriods is back

* Sirgets looks at the dildo in his hand and throws it aside*

Fuck it stag already knows what that feels like to be up his ass

* Sirgets begins the hunt again for the beaver*
 

Cymro

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#5
*Cymro walks in to discover Stag and Sirgets oiled up and playing with a dildo*

Now either I've had way too much to drink, or Sirgets thinks we're his army mates.

meh..

*Cymro pulls up a barstool and orders a beer. A chill runs sharply down his spine as the slightly distorted introductory horn notes of "YMCA" begin to play from the Jukebox.*

This place doesn't have the same atmosphere as it used to...
 

Bean

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#6
I'm telling you, it's cause the beaver is gone. Place just ain't the same without him. Last I heard he was in Thailand...

Sirgets however seems to be chasing around one of the rats from under the bar....
 

Closet Racist

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#7
Cosmo walks in the swinging saloon doors, wearing nothing but a porn moustache and a sombrero. "Uh...You guys know that all you cars just got violated, er, vandalized?"
 
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Stag

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#10
**Stag takes one look at J'A2M and strolls over to Cymro and claps him on the back**

Hey mate, when did the place start having a male revue night?
 

Closet Racist

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Cosmo says "Less talk, more rock", lifts his sombrero and produces a hand- grenade.

"They call me...El Guapo! Duck, you suckers!" He pulls the pin and tosses it into the men's room.
 
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Sirgets

AKA SIRGETS
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*All of a sudden sirgets come leaping out from behind the jukebox dressed as batman and screams*


IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

*Sirgets grabs a garbage bag from behind the jukebox with another costume in it*

Now who wants to be my Robin!!!
 

Stag

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#18
**Touching it he realizes, to his relief, it is not Cymro's sister's snatch but rather the unwashed love toy (aka palm pussy) he has been using in his girlfriends absence**