I'm in a pissy ass mood

Daxie

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*Dax stomps into bar, downs 3 shots of tequilla back-to-back-to-back*

I'm in a pissy ass mood and ready to fight!

*Throws a right hook at the closest person*

C'mon bitches... let's do this!
 
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*ties Daxie to the floor of a bathroom stall, hangs a ceremonial toilet seat around her neck, then waits for the grossly fat guy with bad intestinal gas to come in*
 
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*kicks a member of the swat team in the knee, takes his gun, uses it to club the rest of the swat team into unconsciousness, then empties the swat guns into the ceiling, choking everyone with plaster dust and asbestos*
 

Daxie

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Yo, CR! thanks for the chocolate :D

*munches chocolate bar while watching Sam shoot up ceiling as a huge chunk falls on his head*

hehe.... dumbass

*smashes beer bottle over head of one of the SWAT members as he starts to get up, while proclaiming in ghetto tone, fuck da police*

*Shoves a rotten fish down Bean's pants, opens front door and hollers here kitty, kitty, kitty. Gang of stray cats rush into bar and jumps Bean to get at the fish*

---Damn I'm good at multi-tasking

*smacks Tupp's hat off for the shit of it*
 
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