Hey guys...new, but almost not...

Tupperfan

Forgot to bring booze...
Sep 16, 2009
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The bush, Canada
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Just wanted to introduce myself officially...

I'm Tup, most are aware I exist, and I've been aware that place existed for a few centuries...maybe. Some of you can claim to actually be my friends despite my Canadiananess and having a hard time with the shift key. I also like to bother people with tree-planting stories (Think that annoying band Camp chick in American Pie).

Furthermore, I'm a French-Canadian, midget-ish, and I'm usually drunk when I post shit like this. The only reason I landed here is because my favourite joint has been closed. But hey, I'm more than willing to pretend I love it ( I do!!! !!! !!! (Convincing, eh?))

Looking forward to post random shit and pick up a few culturally-insensitive fights with Cymro and Sam...
 

Bean

The Awesome One
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Canada eh!
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Welcome Tup! I think you're gonna like it here. were very culturally diverse. we have a lesbian, a welshman, a newfie, and now with you here we even have a quebecer! We have a lawyer too but the doctor is getting us a prescription to clear that up.
 
Jun 13, 2006
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Welcome to the fray, Tup!

Welcome Tup! I think you're gonna like it here. were very culturally diverse. we have a lesbian, a welshman, a newfie, and now with you here we even have a quebecer! We have a lawyer too but the doctor is getting us a prescription to clear that up.
*throws an empty Pabst bottle at the chipmunk*
 

iamspenagain

Cymro's Bitch
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I'm a Buckeye.... we're all a little nuts.
Speak for yourself. I live in Ohio, too, but am hardly a Buckeye. That would insinuate that I either a.) affiliate myself with the rest of the state of Ohio, and I don't because I live in Cincinnati and we're practically a separate city-state, or b.) that I like Ohio State, and Ohio State can blow my left nut, but it would probably use its teeth.
 

Tupperfan

Forgot to bring booze...
Sep 16, 2009
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The bush, Canada
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Bean said:
I think it's awesome that this post is two pages long and Tup hasn't come back since his drunken sign up lol
That's how influential I can be. Also, I have been quite drunk recently, but away from my computer, trying to get in a girl's pants (Yeah, yeah, also her heart...). Furthermore, trying to get something (someone? Too early for such a discussion?) else out of another girl's pants (and heart)...Let's just say I should be on a probatory period when it comes to girls and pants.

Closet Racist said:
Maybe you should send some flowers to his workplace...
Haha...workplace...
 
Jun 13, 2006
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That's how influential I can be. Also, I have been quite drunk recently, but away from my computer, trying to get in a girl's pants (Yeah, yeah, also her heart...). Furthermore, trying to get something (someone? Too early for such a discussion?) else out of another girl's pants (and heart)...Let's just say I should be on a probatory period when it comes to girls and pants.



Haha...workplace...
This is why I simply try to avoid pants.