[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Half the people you know are below average.
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]OK, so what's the speed of dark?
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Constipated People Don't Give A crap
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" -unknown
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