Cymro's Hate list

Bean

The Awesome One
Jan 1, 1970
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Canada eh!
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#63
Cymro said:
39. Redneck American cops who say words like "domicile".
This one could actually be broken up into several:

Redneck Americans
American Cops
Redneck Cops
Americans
Rednecks
Cops
Domiciles

And of course, people who overanalyze simple statements...
 

Cymro

Religious Fanatic
Nov 30, 1999
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#64
Does anyone else totally hate it though? Everytime I see a redneck on TV, especially if he holds an office of some sort, he tries to say big words and sounds incredibly stupid. And who the fuck says "domicile" EVER?
 

NX-47

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Jan 13, 2006
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Here, looking at you
#66
What makes it hard to take Rednecks seriously is their long assed drawl and such. I lived in Atlanta, GA for five years, and a buddy of mine was an Atlanta native... had the drawl and everything, but he's one of the sharpest guys I know. But he's still hard to take seriously- so I call him Opie.
 

Deslok

regruntled and reemployed
Jan 1, 1970
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#68
Cymro, you watch too much television.

You should also wash your hands after using the toilet.

I think that you're just jealous of rednecks 'cause you weren't lucky enough to be born an obese trailer park fixture.
:jerry: :party: :jerry:
 

Deslok

regruntled and reemployed
Jan 1, 1970
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#77
Tight underwear can make you sterile. I don't wear any, nor do I use toilet paper. I carry a sponge in a plastic baggie in case I have to use a public restroom somewhere.

This way, even if I die in a horrible accident, I'll at least have a clean ass so the coroner doesn't get too grossed out:cool: